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homoerotics:

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP getting really confused while trying to build IKEA furniture.

“Uh, is everything okay?” Sam asks, staring at the angel standing in the middle of the empty living room, surrounded by scattered tools and piles of pieces of what looks like could be the building blocks for a bed, but may also be a spaceship or some kind of demon altar. Sam is really hoping it’s a bed.

On the other side of the room, Dean is sitting on the floor with his laptop open on his lap, nursing a soda and smiling whenever he glances up at where Cas is clenching and unclenching his fists as he glares down at the floor. He looks like he finds Cas’ concentration endearing while Sam is kind of terrified of the wrath he’s about to unleash on their hardwood floor.

“He won’t let me help,” is all Dean says, and before Sam can ask help with what?, Cas says sharply, “I am an angel of the Lord, Dean, I can build this bed by myself.”

Dean shrugs like he’s been hearing that all day and goes back to his laptop. Sam brings the fast food he was called to bring over and drops it at Dean’s side but turns to move forward and help Cas, but sensing his intent, Cas whips his head around and just stares. It’s so inhuman and angelic in a way Cas never is anymore that Sam is startled, and Cas doesn’t stop until Sam shrinks back, cowed and a little terrified, and slides down against the wall to sit with his brother.

When Sam looks over in quiet panic, Dean offers him a sympathetic french fry and adds, “He opened the box up the second we walked in. Wouldn’t even let me take it up to the bedroom first. I think it’s a nesting thing,” and Sam is, not for the first time, very grateful that his domestic life doesn’t involve a supernatural creature. 

imagineyuorotp:

Imagine your OTP writing erotic fanfiction of you and your worst enemy.

See the only problem with this is that I don’t have a worst enemy…. unless you mean… procrastination? 

tigercryptdown:

inkspectre:

lsildur:

They Are Never Ever (Ever) Gonna Get Together - A Tumblr (Slash) Shipping Song

So there was this graphic. And then morethanprinceofcats rewrote all of the lyrics. Dedicated to those ships. You know the ones.

Do you know that show with two guys?
(The white ones)
Seem written straight to me but who am I
To judge
In fanon they are always shacking up
Though I think those two are brothers 
(What?)

It’s not that I can’t see the base appeal
It’s two cis and able dudes with abs of steel
Or like, one is really smart but guys, get real
You say, “it’s subtext! Almost text!”
It’s really queer-baiting. 

Oooooh
Canon says that they’re good friends
But ooooooh
Tumblr?
I’m telling you, I’m telling you

They
Are never, ever, ever
Gonna get together
They (hey!)
Are never, ever, ever
Gonna get together
You can ship with your friends
Start a new trend
Write a fic!
But they (hey!)
Are never, ever, ever, ever
Gonna get together

Like, ever.

One episode I heard they had a fight
So you blogged about it staying up all night,
Or their differences were finally put aside
And I couldn’t scroll the tag for two minutes. I TRIED.

Oooooh
Character development’s cool
But ooooh
Tumblr?
I’m telling you, I’m telling you

They
Are never, ever, ever
Gonna get together
They (hey!)
Are never, ever, ever
Gonna get together
You can ship with your friends
Start a new trend
Write a fic!
But they (hey!)
Are never, ever, ever, ever
Gonna get together

I used to think my OTP was perfect, super
And I used to say, “Death of the author…”

“Ugh, so I checked out the tag for that new show that just came out,
And it’s like… I mean you’d think there were only two characters, ANOTHER show about two dudes with a SUPER IMPORTANT FRIENDSHIP… and it’s like, they
Are NEVER gonna get together. Like. EVER.” 

No!

They
Are never, ever, ever
Gonna get together
They (hey!)
Are never, ever, ever
Gonna get together
You can ship with your friends
Start a new trend
Write a fic!
But they (hey!)
Are never, ever, ever, ever
Gonna get together

Downloadable at the source! I threw it together in an hour but I thought it deserved some vocals.

JESUS CHRIST MICAELA

OH MY GOD IT’S PERFECT

People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that’s what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you can change your life. A true soul mate is probably the most important person you’ll ever meet, because they tear down your walls and smack you awake. But to live with a soul mate forever? Nah. Too painful. Soul mates, they come into your life just to reveal another layer of yourself to you, and then leave. A soul mates purpose is to shake you up, tear apart your ego a little bit, show you your obstacles and addictions, break your heart open so new light can get in, make you so desperate and out of control that you have to transform your life, then introduce you to your spiritual master.

YES OMG YES OMG YES

And here I thought I was the only one Ok who submitted this, because I’m going to go make friends with you NOW. 

monsterholeanime:

Yogi × Gareki  ♡

(Source: kaagehide)

ohbirds:

8

nemophila:

青黄(青)

ohbirds:

佐藤＠標的第4地区60

(Source: ivoricchi)

martuki-uchiha:

seria una buena idea para un see you next week! xD  Que lindosss *-*